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Dilbert's "Salary Theorem"

The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that "Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the following two postulates:

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

*** As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time

*** Since: Knowledge = Power

                Time = Money

                Knowledge = Work/Money

Solving for Money, we get:

Money = Work / Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.

Conclusion: The less you know, the more you make!!!

 


 

 

 

   

 

 

 

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