The two most common things in the universe are
hydrogen and stupidity.
Dilbert's "Salary Theorem" states that
"Engineers and scientists can never earn as much as business executives and sales
people." This theorem can now be supported by a mathematical equation based on the
following two postulates:
Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.
*** As every engineer knows: Power = Work / Time
*** Since: Knowledge = Power
Time = Money
Knowledge = Work/Money
Solving for Money, we get:
Money = Work / Knowledge
Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero,
Money approaches infinity, regardless of the amount of work done.
Conclusion: The less you know, the more you